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Howard Stern’s man parts get a New Year’s shout-out on Fox News

some guy on the street just yelled "Howard Sterns Penis!" into the microphone on fox news #icanteven — Nathan Fedorchak (@Whatever_Nathan) December 31, 2012 Someone is yelling @howardstern penis on a Fox live shot from Times Square.Pretty much sums up where we are right now — Gordon Plutsky (@GordonPlutsky) December 31, 2012 It’s New Year’s […]

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There’s Finally A New Aphex Twin Song, And It’s Excellent

1. If you’ve been walking around a cool neighborhood in a major city recently, you may have noticed the old Aphex Twin symbol spray-painted on a street corner. Loading View on Instagram @-webkit-keyframes”dkaXkpbBxI”{ 0%{opacity:0.5;} 50%{opacity:1;} 100%{opacity:0.5;} } @keyframes”dkaXkpbBxI”{ 0%{opacity:0.5;} 50%{opacity:1;} 100%{opacity:0.5;} } instagram.com 2. Or maybe you’ve seen an Aphex Twin blimp hovering above your […]

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This Woman Is So Dedicated To Her Love, She Does This Every Day On Her Commute.

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Many women have been dreaming of their big day as a bride from the moment they learn to crawl. (It’s practice for walking down the aisle, per my wife). So, it’s no wonder the extent they’ll go to make that dream a reality. I just never thought someone could be quite this dedicated to having […]

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Shaq Was Running Around In His Underwear On TNT And No One Knows Why

1. During the Sprint halftime show of the Bucks vs. Heat game, Shaq was running around in his underwear with no explanation. Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=A0HjAfCTuE4. youtube.com 2. I mean, he had to have lost a bet, right? He had to have. View this image › 3. Shaq did not immediately respond questions about what […]

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John Kerry tries to ‘shut the door’ on boots on the ground in Syria

If you're going to engage in a massive flip flop of policy then I suppose John Kerry is a natural fit to head up the effort — Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) September 3, 2013 We’ve already learned today that President Obama’s off-the-cuff remark about a red line in Syria didn’t paint him into a corner after […]

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10 Perfectly Good Songs Ruined By Will.i.am

1. Crazy Kids (Ke$ha) Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xdeFB7I0YH4. “She put boobies in my face and now I’m really seeing doubles” Classy. Will.i.am’s verse was axed from the album version, but reintroduced for the single in an attempt to boost sales. Unfortunately sales were not aided by the artful addition, and will.i.am’s CG cameo in the […]

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What’s Stacked Up In A Pile In The Grand Canyon Is Seriously Crazy. How Is This Possible?

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Think of everyone that is currently alive on Earth. That is 7.2 billion people. We have caused wars, climate change and countless other large-scale events. Now, what do you think 7.2 billion people would look like all in one place. (You would think a race capable of doing such important things would look pretty impressive.) The […]

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Celebs tweet congrats and praise to ‘The Voice’ Season 2 winner Jermaine Paul

Still in shock… Thank you America!!! You picked the right guy… Congrats @JermainePaul…. You deserve this. — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) May 9, 2012 Ladies and gentleman, we give you #THEVOICE: @JermainePaul! #TeamBlake pic.twitter.com/PEmgl5nB — The Voice (@NBCTheVoice) May 9, 2012 Country star and Voice coach Blake Shelton mentored his pick, Jermaine Paul, to victory tonight. […]

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Fired-up Megyn Kelly to Gosnell attorney: ‘He murdered babies’ [video]

This Gosnell interview on Fox News just got crazy. Megyn Kelly is rocking it. #ProLife — Nicholas Scalfano (@nick_scally) May 22, 2013 Update: Watch the full interview. Truly a must-see: Megyn Kelly vs Jack McMahon. Whoa. — Tegan Nouveau (@TeganNouveau) May 22, 2013 The boom is strong in this one. Fox News’ Megyn Kelly interviewed […]

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A Guy Went Down Into A Live Volcano With A GoPro And Took A Selfie And It Was Completely Insane

1. Here are Sam Cossman and George Kourounis just popping down into the Ambrum Volcano. vine.co update The video was shot by Sam Cossman, by the way. You can visit his website here. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_article_update_time_3802186”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘2014-09-14 01:55:49 -0500’, ‘update’); }); 3. Kourounis told The Huffington Post it was “like a window into […]

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Regarding Tom Hanks and that new cinematic Obama commercial

New @MichelleMalkin Trailer for Obama Campaign Film Narrated by Tom Hanks http://t.co/NxDbJ5V1 — chris price (@cpwilldo) March 10, 2012 Doug Powers at MichelleMalkin.com: President Barack Obama’s re-election machine on Thursday released a two-minute trailer for what they have billed as a 17-minute documentary that makes the case that he deserves a second term.From the giant […]

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Waiting For Your Crush To Text You Back

1. You know how waiting for your crush to text you back starts like this? View this image › Disney 2. But then when they don’t text you back, things start to take a turn. View this image › rebloggy.com 3. And then by the end of it, you’re just like: View this image › […]

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This Dog Is A Disco Dancing Machine. Just Look At Those Groovy Moves!

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I never thought a dog could be a better dancer than me, but then I saw this video of a Bichon Frise grooving to its favorite Chinese disco song. Now, I knew my dance moves are sub par in comparison. Watch as the adorably fluffy dog shuffles side to side while “You Are My Flower” […]

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Ding-a-ling! Joe Biden has his own big effin’ hotline

Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate. — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 12, 2012 Oh, this is just too perfect. Joe Biden sent a tweet this afternoon encouraging his followers to call his Super Special Hotline and let […]

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Hot President Obama possibly too sexy for his jacket

Did anyone expect Obama to drop "sexy" twice? — Traci Lee (@traciglee) June 25, 2013 Did anyone expect President Obama to drop the word “sexy” twice during today’s speech on climate change? Once, maybe, but two times? The second instance was very likely scripted. Addressing a young audience at Georgetown University this afternoon, the president […]

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Sunday morning news shows pitch sole-searching interviews with Wendy Davis

http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/350732207096213504 As @BarackObama might say, “something special is happening” on Sunday morning! Texas lawmaker and late-term abortion proponent Wendy Davis will, as of now, make Sunday morning appearances on ABC, NBC and CBS. Here’s ABC News Senior Washington Correspondent Jeff Zeleny’s pitch for the upcoming appearance on “This Week”: We got a first-hand look at […]

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This Ferocious Big Cat Is Best Friends With A Small Dog. It’s Too Precious.

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The Garold Wayne Interactive Zoological Park in Wynnewood, OK, just south of Oklahoma City, is home to several different exotic animals: tigers, lions, zebras, monkeys and more. But what makes the park really special is the bond that formed between one of their big cats and a very small dog. Bonedigger, a 500 lb lion, spends his days […]

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As An Elephant Calf Was Drowning, Something Absolutely AMAZING Happened. Check This Out.

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Animals are much smarter than most people give them credit for. When disaster struck within this herd of elephants, they didn’t act helpless. Instead, the adults elephants proved just how intelligent and caring they are. A tiny elephant calf attempted to cross the swollen Ewaso Nyiro in Kenya, but it proved to be too much for […]

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Guys, Watch Out. This Marriage Proposal Is Better Than Anything You’ve Got Planned.

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Those planning a marriage proposal should probably look away now, as this man just upstaged all past and future marriage proposals with the extreme lengths he went to get his girlfriend to say ‘yes’. 24-year-old Bradley Jansen from Grand Rapids, Michigan recruited the help of about 90 members of his family and friends to perform […]

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Obama: Happy Mother’s Day, I’m awesome

Worth noting POTUS appears in his campaign's mothers day video and makes it about policy. Romney is absent from his, and there's no policy. — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) May 13, 2012 One of the many differences between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama: even Mother’s Day is a cynical opportunity for the Obama campaign to beat […]

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http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyWallStNYC/status/198658736213065728 #TweetBoat is the Occupy Wall Street Twitter team. It’s also the mode of transportation an Occupy man-child cobbled together in his mom’s basement with craft scissors and Elmer’s glue. Finger paint may have been involved. On the lighter side of things, another great vid from our video wizard #tweetboat #tweetboat #tweetboat http://t.co/IpiY5OVp — Sam Renegade (@MinneapoliSam) […]

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