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‘You mad, bro?’ Frustrated, over-the-top Jay Carney makes for Vine video gold

http://twitter.com/#!/Selli39/status/397455872042881024 White House Press Secretary Jay Carney apparently had enough of ABC News’ Jonathan Karl’s line of questioning about HealthCare.gov and Obamacare, so the frustrated spokesliar mocked the person asking the question while giving a trademark non-answer, thus creating Vine video awesomeness for the ages: http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/397435232053657600 Not credible, but yet incredible. http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/397436787183742976 “Jay, you mad […]

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17 Insane Fast Food Items You Had No Idea Existed. Some Of Which Look SO GOOD.

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Indescribably unhealthy fast food isn’t just for Americans. The entire globe is guilty of creating food so amazingly tasty (and terrible) that the human race will be killed off in approximately 13.2 years. However, while you’re still alive, you might as well focus on trying at least one of these incredible foreign fast food items. […]

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Scott Walker: ‘Return the real refs’; Libs cry hypocrisy, spew venom

http://twitter.com/#!/GovWalker/status/250569135719849984 The nerve! Like many Packers fans and at least one player, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker dared to tweet about the “painful” calls made by NFL replacement refs. Shocker: he’d like to see some decent refereeing. Lefty translation: he’s a union-loving hypocrite who simply hates teachers and firefighters. Oh, and he’s gone off the Koch-approved […]

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Garry Kasparov warns GOP: Don’t get pwnd in Obamacare debate

http://twitter.com/#!/pizzapimp812/status/393466246424829952 Garry Kasparov, former World Chess Champion, understands strategy better than most. Conservatives have come to admire his thoughtful, analytical approach to politics. Today, he suggested that in drawing so much attention to the Obamacare website problems, the GOP has lost its focus: http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/393459343921651713 And he shared some advice: http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/393460274201509888 http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/393461275973271552 Kasparov underestimates the significance […]

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Schadenfreudelicious! Are these the worst jobs in the Obama admin?

http://twitter.com/#!/amylutz4/status/393076275759177728 It couldn’t happen to better people! Twitter users have been noticing that press secretary Clown Carney’s job is absolutely horrendous for a while now. http://twitter.com/#!/andyorsow/status/393076794254839808 http://twitter.com/#!/SteveCrawford5/status/384418212886372353 http://twitter.com/#!/carrjar/status/393137247127482368 http://twitter.com/#!/studentoflife/status/392800261074194432 But does he? White House Obamacare flack Tara McGuinness is in the running! http://twitter.com/#!/Andrew_Dad/status/392491952442068993 http://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/393155072135536640 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/391571856584474624 Heh. You’re welcome. There is little sympathy for the lying […]

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Here’s The Creepy History Of The Phrase ‘Mad As A Hatter’

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By this point, most people have read or at least seen a movie version of Alice in Wonderland. And if you’re anything like a large portion of the story’s fans, you probably love the Mad Hatter. He’s pretty great, after all. That being said, the kooky, endearing disposition of the character really downplays the dark […]

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This Woman Spends Six Figures To Live On A Cruise Ship Every Year

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Lee Wachtsetter, or “Mama Lee,” has lived on the Crystal Serenity for seven years. 1. After the notorious news of “poop cruises,” living on a ship might sound like a nightmare to some of us, but not to Lee Wachtsetter, an 86-year-old woman who has spent the past seven years on the Crystal Serenity. View […]

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You don’t say! Leon Panetta admits waterboarding led to Bin Laden capture

http://twitter.com/#!/PolitixGal/status/298184712470528000 In not-so-breaking news, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta says information obtained through the tactic of waterboarding helped lead to the capture of Osama bin Laden. Defense Secretary Panetta admits that CIA used the information from waterboarding to capture Osama Bin Laden — Ultim’Ora..من العالم (@Ultimaora) February 3, 2013 Who knew? Since Panetta adimits #waterboarding is […]

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Need A Last-Minute Halloween Costume? Check Out These Simple Mask Ideas.

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We all know how it goes. You start the Halloween season with high hopes of crafting a costume that will blow everyone away. You carry the image of it in your head. You tell yourself that this will be the weekend when you finally get to the store to put your masterpiece together.   This never […]

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‘Alarm clock font’: Nike and Tampa Bay Bucs ruin NFL football uniforms even more

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http://twitter.com/#!/fergoe/status/440500780173250560 Yeesh. Nike and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers rolled out a redesign of their team uniforms today. Football fans would like them to roll the visual vomit straight back and into the trash can. http://twitter.com/#!/bdomenech/status/440495100037464064 “Futuristic?” LOL. The alarm clock font is circa 1971. http://twitter.com/#!/HockeyBrunch/status/440495996078784512 http://twitter.com/#!/Stefmara/status/440493687605587968 Alas, not a joke. http://twitter.com/#!/TBBuccaneers/status/440487716581421056 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/03/alarm-clock-font-nike-and-tampa-bay-bucs-ruin-nfl-football-uniforms-even-more/

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While the world burns Democrats pivot to choosing car magnet designs

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http://twitter.com/#!/freedomtex/status/508317406842720256 Forget ISIS. We’ve got important decisions to wrestle with her in America. http://twitter.com/#!/TheDemocrats/status/508622954184179712 Yeah, stop the GOP who only controls the House of Representatives. http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfiemann/status/508649970694909952 http://twitter.com/#!/tobokie/status/508653154167443456 http://twitter.com/#!/igorbobic/status/507909215143211008 http://twitter.com/#!/PointlessPol/status/507928431812943872 http://twitter.com/#!/katelynbree/status/507931957024796672 Heh.     Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/07/while-the-world-burns-democrats-pivot-to-choosing-car-magnet-designs/

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Instapundit’s suggestion for new Redskins name and logo is ‘brilliant’

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http://twitter.com/#!/mcewenwarrior79/status/480898689485901825 The debate about possibly changing the name of the Washington Redskins is ongoing, and some are even suggesting what the name should be changed to: http://twitter.com/#!/USNewsOpinion/status/480896830558195712 The Washington Federalists? Come on, we can do better than that! Given Harry Reid’s obsessive interest in the name change subject combined with delicious mockery of his past […]

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Is Al Sharpton among ‘conservative media’ pushing ‘knockout game’ hysteria?

http://twitter.com/#!/Slate/status/405145332419678208 Ugh, indeed. Those “conservative media,” like Fox News, are stirring up trouble and racial animosity by reporting on the “knockout game,” in which roaming gangs try to knock out passerby without warning. Fortunately, Slate is reporting that, while the game does exist, the idea that it’s a trend is nothing more than a conservative […]

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Horse racing legend Fox Hunt euthanized during Dubai Gold Cup

http://twitter.com/#!/inkmarksofsu/status/186087560701952002 Stunned silence here at #meydan. Fox Hunt suffered a catastrophic injury. Race will be void. #dubai — Greg Wood (@Greg_Wood_) March 31, 2012 During the Dubai Gold Cup at Meydan stadium in Dubai today, legendary racer Fox Hunt was only an eighth of a mile into the race when he broke down in the […]

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What Happens When They Flip This Giant Light Switch In NYC Is The Best Thing Ever

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The folks at Improv Everywhere create amazing flash mobs of all kinds. When you think of flash mobs, you probably think of people dancing out of nowhere in a public place, but the mob that they just orchestrated is totally unique. This is Improv Everywhere’s newest prank. It seems simple, but it requires a lot […]

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Wishing everyone a Happy Easter!

http://twitter.com/#!/TwitchyTeam/status/188936389566537728 Happy Easter everyone 🙂 don't eat all your eggs at once. — Klariza Clayton (@klarizaclayton) April 8, 2012 Happy Easter everyone! Remember to check your easter candy for rabbit droppings! (they blend in with the chocolate so be careful!) — Savan Kotecha (@Savan_Kotecha) April 8, 2012 Happy Easter lads and lasses…enjoy your eggs whether […]

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