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Time’s prediction about Russia and Ukraine was one big ‘oopsie’

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http://twitter.com/#!/ItIsGood2BeMe/status/440833581015777281 Awkward Time headline is awkward. http://twitter.com/#!/shustry/status/438496924866707456 “No, Russia Will Not Intervene in Ukraine.” Better luck next time, dude. http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/440831178648870912 Read more from Jim Geraghty at NRO’s Campaign Spot, including Tom Clancy’s “psychic” prediction about Russia’s move on Ukraine. [Update] Heh: http://twitter.com/#!/MJOTUS/status/440863709607370754 Related: ‘I could see this one from Alaska’: Hey journos, ‘stupid’ Sarah Palin […]

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‘Ain’t hurting anyone but ducks’: Larry the Cable Guy goes to bat for Phil Robertson

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http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413714623250976769 Larry the Cable Guy has never been shy about speaking his mind, and today, he’s defending the right of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson to do the very same: http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413715992913510400 http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413716820827181057 http://twitter.com/#!/KTrueplayer/status/413717405156655105 http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413718975646683137 Truth! http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413719559942578177 http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413719838515679232 Neither Phil nor his family have anything to apologize for. http://twitter.com/#!/DoomsDaddy/status/413719742411595776 http://twitter.com/#!/KTrueplayer/status/413719759885066240 http://twitter.com/#!/RDTheArchitect/status/413720017365393408 (Worth noting that Glenn Beck […]

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Jennifer Lawrence and Hillary Clinton: Hair twins?

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http://twitter.com/#!/alivingiano/status/440301120859033600 http://twitter.com/#!/GlenAllenWalken/status/440300360062619648 Hollywood darling Jennifer Lawrence usually dazzles on the red carpet, but her Oscar style left a bad taste in some fans’ mouths. Looks like her hair pulled a Hillary. Two thumbs down, say viewers. http://twitter.com/#!/CallMeTimme/status/440348120262930432 http://twitter.com/#!/delamano/status/440294271468707840 http://twitter.com/#!/laura_nelson/status/440301023999975424 http://twitter.com/#!/KAthrynLEIGH12/status/440294346139521024 Time to press the hair Reset Button? Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/03/jennifer-lawrence-and-hillary-clinton-hair-twins/

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In Martha’s Vineyard? Pick up an ‘I vacationed with Obama’ t-shirt! [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/laurakfillault/status/502950793796792321 We’re not quite sure. But “pathetic” definitely comes to mind: http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/502950549793542144 Wonder how many will sell. http://twitter.com/#!/LarrySoprano/status/502951489024065536 There’s an idea. A few suggested modifications: http://twitter.com/#!/WrightShumate/status/502951342407962624 http://twitter.com/#!/ElGarnero/status/502955935510183937 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/22/in-marthas-vineyard-pick-up-an-i-vacationed-with-obama-t-shirt-photo/

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Hillary Clinton dodges more than a shoe in series of Photoshops

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http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454466624326619137 As Twitchy reported, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton dodged a flying object Thursday in Las Vegas during a talk on recycling. http://twitter.com/#!/LasVegasSun/status/454374447110037504 It turns out that Clinton has been very busy lately, if these follow-up photos are to be believed. http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454469121493573632 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454471641536266240 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454472419508375552 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454477810619281408 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454480522224230400 http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/454473743360737281   Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/11/hillary-clinton-dodges-more-than-a-shoe-in-series-of-photoshops/

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‘What you talkin ’bout, Obamacare?’ Totally tubular #HipOcareAds for HHS

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http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/438715394816491520 Earlier today, Health and Human Services tried to prove it’s totes “hip to young people’s jive” with a Comic Sans #DogeCare meme to push Obamacare. The hilariously humiliating attempt to get down with the young people quickly sparked #HipOcareAds. Bitchin’: http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/438715666368327680 http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyAbides/status/438716102622081024 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/438717228415213568 http://twitter.com/#!/OneTonTurtle/status/438717589770870784 http://twitter.com/#!/MWBRI/status/438718148313755648 http://twitter.com/#!/AsheSchow/status/438717643424825345 http://twitter.com/#!/RexHarrisonsHat/status/438720734634852352 We can’t wait for #DogeCare 2: Electric […]

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USA Today reporter tweets Vine of #Ferguson store on fire

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http://twitter.com/#!/FrankLadd_KTRS/status/500548542193098752 Don’t these goons ever go to bed? Here’s a Vine of a flaming Ferguson store post-looting via USA Today reporter Yamiche Alcindor: http://twitter.com/#!/Yamiche/status/500555272331751424 http://twitter.com/#!/Yamiche/status/500556711103856640 http://twitter.com/#!/glorialloyd/status/500556285700759552 Yep. Caution: Geniuses at work. http://twitter.com/#!/BarbaraDarlin/status/500555497326780417 Meanwhile… http://twitter.com/#!/ShimonPro/status/500545622790119425 Update: http://twitter.com/#!/AmyKNelson/status/500555331781812224 Related: Weak police response in Ferguson confirms necessity of self-defense, gun ownership Ferguson police stand down; Looters run wild again; […]

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George H.W. Bush statue unveiled to mark 25th anniversary

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http://twitter.com/#!/BrazosValOnline/status/452301784581562368 To commemorate the 25th anniversary of his presidency, organizers unveiled a statue of George H.W. Bush at the George Bush Presidential Library Center in College Park, Texas. http://twitter.com/#!/OKnox/status/452260359135436801 http://twitter.com/#!/SassyShereeSkin/status/452259809719750656 http://twitter.com/#!/LexiFoxNews/status/452254720283791362 The Eagle reports that Bush sported a special pair of “41” socks made just for the occasion. http://twitter.com/#!/OKnox/status/452490174895644672 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/05/george-h-w-bush-statue-unveiled-to-mark-25th-anniversary-pics/

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Is Al Sharpton going to help choose the next Attorney General?

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http://twitter.com/#!/JaneESGardner/status/515202820585558016 On the heels of Eric Holder’s resignation as Attorney General, Al Sharpton claims to be getting involved in helping choose Holder’s successor: “We are engaged in immediate conversations with the White House on deliberations over a successor whom we hope will continue in the general direction of Attorney General Holder,” Sharpton said in a […]

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‘Go phuk urse elves’: A Charlie Sheen Christmas [photos]

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http://twitter.com/#!/DavidianOrder/status/416048473998626816 Charlie Sheen tried to make the most of his #winning Christmas … by telling his exes to “go phuk urse elves.” First he lamented that he wasn’t able to spend the holidays with his children because of visitation restrictions. He took a shot  at “B, D, and DCFS,” meaning his ex-wives Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, and the Los […]

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Sarah Palin blasts ‘despicable’ MSNBC for mocking Romney grandson

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http://twitter.com/#!/NolteNC/status/417807439585492993 As Twitchy reported, the repugnant racist progressives of pallor over at MSNBC sunk to a new low and mocked the Romneys’ adopted grandson. A loving family adopting a child? Yuk, yuk, yuk! As Charles Payne said, this was truly “beyond the pale.” Sarah Palin gave them the business as only she can. http://twitter.com/#!/SarahPalinUSA/status/417929022916788224 From […]

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‘You people are idiots’! Slate sees value in moronic Holly Fisher-jihadi graphic; Updated

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http://twitter.com/#!/JonathanRyrie1/status/486231821860868096 Tell us something we didn’t know. As Twitchy reported, over the weekend, giddy lefties gleefully passed around a graphic likening conservative mom Holly Fisher to a female jihadist. Today, Slate got in on the idiocy: http://twitter.com/#!/Slate/status/486229823891972096 Three cheers for “real journalism”! http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/486230165308313600 Ben Mathis-Lilley, who wrote about the graphic for Slate, graciously conceded that Fisher […]

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How to spot a Wendy Davis supporter: A handy checklist

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http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/426415184622944256 Just in case the tampon earrings and projectiles aren’t a dead giveaway, here’s how you know you’re dealing with supporters of Texas abortion cheerleader, gubernatorial candidate and lying liar Wendy Davis: Wendy Davis supporters: ☑ Carry jars of urine to a rally. ☑ Hail Satan ☑ Make fun of a man in a wheelchair.— Matt (@Matthops82) January 23, […]

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Joe Mande blames ‘Benghazi psychos’ for break-up letter from LaCroix

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http://twitter.com/#!/JoeMande/status/462372867875696640 Classy as always. Right, “Benghazi psychos”? For a while now, comedian Joe Mande’s shtick has been begging his followers to help him land a gig as the spokesman for LaCroix brand sparkling water. http://twitter.com/#!/JoeMande/status/254266830397534208 Unfortunately for him, companies don’t usually want to be represented by ever-so-charming guys who offer to pay for bodily fluids […]

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‘Ha! Best tweet of the day’ brutally nails lying Wendy Davis’ flavor of feminism

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http://twitter.com/#!/jtlucky1/status/425487326337179648 The generous Twitterverse helpfully blasted Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis for the differences between her fantasy bio and pesky reality. (Note to the media: Those are called “lies.”) You’ll see right away why this work of art was Instapundit’s tweet of the day. http://twitter.com/#!/TheAnchoress/status/425467289115176960 Nailed. It. We’d consider proposing to Jon Gabriel’s tweet, but alas, […]

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Willie Robertson thanks 1D’s Liam Payne; Fans of both show support

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http://twitter.com/#!/williebosshog/status/424999093417414656 Willie Robertson thanked Liam Payne of One Direction for his show of support for the “Duck Dynasty” family, which culminated in criticism of Payne as well as accusations of homophobia. For fans of both One Direction and “Duck Dynasty,” the Payne/Robertson interaction was a good mix: http://twitter.com/#!/C0URTNEY99/status/425011168030494720 http://twitter.com/#!/BrandyWilmothKY/status/425013515674349568 http://twitter.com/#!/LuverStyles/status/425012580919558144 http://twitter.com/#!/ATodero/status/425015246399750144 *** Related: New tone […]

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Sadie Robertson wows — again — on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/kellydale901/status/527129326542917633 In a special Halloween-themed night on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ conservative favorite Sadie Robertson, daughter of ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Willie Robertson, didn’t disappoint. Video from Sadie’s Twitter feed: Watch our dance from last night here! http://t.co/5ktmDZvA1S Thanks for all of your support and votes!!! — Sadie Robertson (@sadierob) October 28, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js But the […]

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‘THAT’S gonna leave a mark’! Did Christiane Amanpour take a dig at Hillary? [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/KatMcKinley/status/507611809373630464 Kinda sounds like it: http://twitter.com/#!/camanpour/status/507564452695535617 Ooo … http://twitter.com/#!/suze109/status/507617482866036737 http://twitter.com/#!/seanagnew/status/507612677439369216 @camanpour and . . . BAM!! Well played, Christiane! twitter.com/camanpour/stat… @HillaryClinton— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) September 04, 2014 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/507613338574921728 *** Christiane Amanpour: Pregnancy is a ‘problem’ and men don’t just don’t get it Touching: Christiane Amanpour wishes Robert Mugabe a happy birthday; Update: Tweet deleted; Update: Amanpour reacts ‘Real […]

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Bargain bin win! Best use for Al Gore’s ‘An Inconvenient Truth’? [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/toddstarnes/status/418909272073064448 Ha! And as Twitchy readers know, you won’t even have to pay much for it! You see, Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” is now being sold at a steep discount: $1.00. But, hey, there is a bright side (aside from the delicious schadenfreude): http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/420186452119404544 Zing! http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/420187656048607232 http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/420187985233985536 Snicker. So there’s that? Thanks, Al Gore! […]

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‘OH MY GOD’: Are you ready for Bernie Sanders’ foray into folk music? [audio]

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http://twitter.com/#!/thegarance/status/512315229372682240 The year was 1987. Musician Todd Lockwood decided that what the world really needed was a Bernie Sanders folk album. And the rest, as they say, is history. I heard Bernie Sanders sing a cheap-drum-machine-reggae version of “This Land is Your Land,” and nothing was the same http://t.co/8sFzH6Yf8d — Tyler Machado (@tylermachado) September 17, […]

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It started with Slutwalk, it ended with hypocrisy exposure, key question [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/chelsea_elisa/status/503342929638064128 Alas, yes, there was. We are givers, so we had it covered for you. A Twitter user spanked the dumbassery known as Slutwalk with some blistering truth and a devastating suggestion. Now it’s time to point out how the ludicrous “feminists” exposed their utter hypocrisy. http://twitter.com/#!/chelsea_elisa/status/503383391405101057 Bam. And an exit question for the geniuses: […]

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Stephen King: Obamacare critics are anti-science loons, or something

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http://twitter.com/#!/StephenKing/status/446023370518573056 Earlier today, Stephen King tweeted that the insurance companies would love to see the Affordable Care Act repealed and replaced by — brace yourselves — the Unaffordable Care Act. Helpful Twitter folk  who haven’t saved that $2,500 they were told about tried to explain that Obamacare is the Unaffordable Care Act. King’s rejoinder? Right […]

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Deer trot across Golden Gate Bridge, become social media stars

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http://twitter.com/#!/RosenbergMerc/status/508062218718412800 Oh no! It’s Sen. Chuck Grassley’s worst nightmare: All together now: Awwwww! http://twitter.com/#!/MiyaLibes/status/508052546293096448 http://twitter.com/#!/michaelcoyote/status/508056956724973568   Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/06/awesome-video-shows-deer-trotting-across-the-golden-gate-bridge/

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Michelle Malkin calls out Whoopi Goldberg over comments about Dana Loesch

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http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/430791922911674368 As Twitchy reported, Whoopi Goldberg tried to distance herself from producers’ decision to invite Dana Loesch to guest-host “The View” earlier this week. Those conservative women are so icky, you know. Prodded by actress Elizabeth Perkins, Goldberg didn’t hesitate to take passive-aggressive swipes at Loesch. Twitchy founder Michelle Malkin wasn’t about to let that […]

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Forget the death glare: Check out what furious FLOTUS did to Obama [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/deelzebubb/status/410462835840258049 Hell hath no fury … http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/410470585332805634 Time for a seat swap after President Obama’s cozy funeral selfie with Denmark’s Prime Minister Helle Thorning Schmidt? Looks that way. http://twitter.com/#!/Melissa01SA/status/410475057149132802 Ouch! http://twitter.com/#!/kyle_rogers76/status/410464932933541889 http://twitter.com/#!/heartiste/status/410446545851412481 http://twitter.com/#!/PrinceBama/status/410455946083979264 http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/410459913194717184 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/10/forget-the-death-glare-check-out-what-furious-flotus-did-to-obama-pics/

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‘Feel the #FOMO, America’: Floundering OFA ‘idiots’ desperate for Obamacare signups

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http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/445643718994182144 Only the latest in OFA’s series of desperate attempts to make Obamacare look cool: http://twitter.com/#!/OFA/status/445643037142560768 FOMO, for those not as hip as OFA, is an acronym for “fear of missing out.” Because clearly, if you haven’t signed up yet, you should be shaking in your boots. http://twitter.com/#!/RedGalBlueState/status/445645284950163456 It truly is pathetic. http://twitter.com/#!/fjbar75/status/445645564966105088 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/445644477408243712 Bingo. […]

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