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Ding-a-ling! Joe Biden has his own big effin’ hotline

Oh, this is just too perfect. Joe Biden sent a tweet this afternoon encouraging his followers to call his Super Special Hotline and let him know how they felt about his debate performance. He couldn’t possibly have thought conservatives would ignore such a golden opportunity, could he?

Another POTUS good idea? “@joebiden: Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did

— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) October 12, 2012

Team Obama is full of good ideas these days …

Why would Team Obama do this to themselves? MT @joebiden: call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did

— Alicia M. Cohn (@aliciacohn) October 12, 2012

Um, for our amusement, natch.

@rightcoastgirl @joebiden can I use my Obama phone?

— nogeese (@nogeese) October 12, 2012

Oh, by all means!

We know this is crazy …

Call him, maybe! MT @joebiden Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did.

— Lori Ziganto (@snarkandboobs) October 12, 2012

Uh oh MT @joebiden: … —call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— rebecca grunewald (@duchessrebecca) October 12, 2012

Have fun with this, guys: RT @joebiden it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 to let Joe know how he did in last night’s debate.

— Brave Patriot (@BravePatriotUSA) October 12, 2012

Oh boy!RT @joebiden Now it’s your turn to talk—call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did..

— Dana (@PoliSarge) October 12, 2012

This will end badly. MT @joebiden: call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— Jason P Starling (@JasonPStarling) October 12, 2012

If by “badly,” you mean “awesomely,” then hell yes.

For a good time, call @joebiden 312-985-6433.

— NancyBellicec (@Nancy_Bellicec) October 12, 2012

PLEASE TELL JOE WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF HIS PATHETIC PERFORMANCE.312-985-6433 @joebiden

— Susie (@ReaganCtyGalPal) October 12, 2012

#p2 @joebiden wants you to call him at 312-985-6433 and ask him why he lies so much. #tcot j.mp/SX8AOT

— Fleckman (@Fleckman) October 12, 2012

Lololo… MT @joebiden: —call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate

— Rschrim (@Rschrim) October 12, 2012

@joebiden HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Literally.

— gvhorn (@gvhorn1) October 12, 2012

BWAHAHAHA! *sigh* You ass. RT @joebiden: call 312.985.6433 & leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— EEÉ (@EEElverhoy) October 12, 2012

Can I just snicker like an ass? RT @joebiden: Now it’s your turn to talk-leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did last night.

— Mark Scudder (@mark_scudder) October 12, 2012

That would only be fitting.

Callers should expect some interruptions:

Spoiler Alert: Joe will laugh at you before you finish talking. MT @joebiden Call 312.985.6433 to let Joe know how he did in last night.

— Michael Egan (@eganmike) October 12, 2012

I keep getting interrupted! [email protected]joebiden call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— Robby Tiro (@robbytiro) October 12, 2012

@joebiden I called the Let-Joe-Know-How-He-Did ph line but I couldn’t leave a msg – IT KEPT INTERRUPTIN & CUTTIN ME OFF!! @paulryanvp #Tcot

— Teri K (@TKPISCES) October 12, 2012

@joebiden @jonahnro Of course you will be interrupted 82 times during the call…but it does come with its own laugh track.

— Glenn Scarlett (@GlennScarlett) October 12, 2012

Remember: your call is very important to Uncle Joe, but he may not always be available to pick up. He’s very busy:

Don’t bother. I’m busy watching Dora. MT @joebiden: Call 312.985.6433 & leave a message to let Joe know how he did in last night’s debate.

— Honest Biden (@HonestBiden) October 12, 2012

So don’t be surprised if you get an automated message. Blogger Steve Gutowski has put together a sample of what you might hear:

@joebiden Joe won’t like the message I left.

— R.A. Everett (@IdleRumors) October 12, 2012

@joebiden no 800#? Not worth my dime

— Lori Hoeksema (@lorihoeksema) October 12, 2012

Nope, no 800-number here. In fact, 312 is a Chicago area code. Just a coincidence, surely.

This has to be a trap. RT @joebiden: Call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— Aaron (@Arevill) October 12, 2012

It very well may be. Team Obama is well aware that citizens are on to their emailaddressmining campaign, so they need to try another strategy:

OFA wants your phone # RT @joebiden: Call 312.985.6433 and leave a message to let Joe know how you thought he did in last night’s debate.

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) October 12, 2012

What Joe doesn’t realize is that conservatives have already got his number. We’ve had it for some time.

Hey @joebiden, I left a message for ya! Be sure you listen real close. #RomneyRyan2012

— Melissa E. (@DreadfulPenny81) October 12, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/12/ding-a-ling-joe-biden-has-his-own-big-effin-hotline/

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