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New Chuck Norris-y hotness: #PaulRyanFacts!/YoungCons/status/235445557886341120

Move over, Chuck Norris facts! There is new hotness in town: Paul Ryan facts.

I logon, 1st tweet I see. Yes, it's gonna be a good day. RT @lheal #PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan sharpens a knife with his steely gaze.

— Yes, We Scan ⊕ (@BoldFreshJew) August 14, 2012

A good day, indeed. As Twitchy reported, President Obama frantically tweeted out “FACTS” about Paul Ryan, in a fit of terrified meltdown, the other day.  Twitter users helped the president out with some true facts about President Obama.

Now, they are offering up Paul “terrifies the Left” Ryan facts. And, boy, are they awesome.

#PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan doesn't need a teleprompter. Teleprompters need a Paul Ryan.

— Amy Lutz (@amylutz4) August 14, 2012

#PaulRyanFacts When Atlas Shrugged, Paul Ryan was there to hold the world up. #tcot

— Amy Lutz (@amylutz4) August 14, 2012

#PaulRyanFacts Batman has a Paul Ryan signal.

— Greg Sainer (@gsainer) August 14, 2012

Paul Ryan saved a cat from being stuck in a tree. By teaching it to climb down itself. #PaulRyanFacts

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) August 14, 2012

Paul Ryan hunts with a bow, because using his bare hands would be unfair to the deer. #PaulRyanFacts

— You Said Russia! (@lheal) August 14, 2012

#PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan has a pet honey badger.

— Tanner (@Brumbarger) August 14, 2012

#PaulRyanFacts Paul Ryan can balance a budget in his head before Joe Biden can turn on his solar powered calculator.

— Crispin Armon Gipson (@critterman76) August 14, 2012

Chuck Norris wears Paul Ryan pajamas #PaulRyanFacts

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) August 14, 2012

Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. Claustrophobia is the fear of tight spaces. Liberalism is the fear of Paul Ryan. #paulryanfacts

— Angela (@Bear2theRight) August 14, 2012

Bingo! More, please, Twitter!

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