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‘Where do I turn my guns in?’ This cartoon will TOTES change your mind about gun control [pic]

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Oh yeah. It doesn’t get any sadder than this: Wow.That is, like, so deep. How do we even begin to navigate something so incredibly profound? But more than anything, we should be thanking the gun control brigade for showing us the error of our horrible, Second Amendment-respecting ways. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/12/03/where-do-i-turn-my-guns-in-this-cartoon-will-totes-change-your-mind-about-gun-control-pic/

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Get the hook! Stand-up comic Sean Kent bombs with this MOAB musing

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woke as fuck https://t.co/hRZXnHLUAM — Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) April 13, 2017 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js It hasn’t been easy keeping up with all the steaming–hot takes on the MOAB the U.S. military dropped on ISIS targets in Afghanistan, but we’re doing the best we can. Here’s another gem, this time from stand-up comic Sean Kent: I stead of […]

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This truth-snark perfectly captures just how pitiful Obama’s ‘coalition’ is

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http://twitter.com/#!/StevenTDennis/status/514417292206424065 So, President Halo gave a glowing ears-filled short address Tuesday morning about the Syria airstrikes. And he’s totally awesome, guys! With his broad coalition and such. Except, you know, there’s this: "The strength of this coalition makes it clear to the world that this is not America’s fight alone," Obama says of five nations […]

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‘Feel the #FOMO, America’: Floundering OFA ‘idiots’ desperate for Obamacare signups

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http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/445643718994182144 Only the latest in OFA’s series of desperate attempts to make Obamacare look cool: http://twitter.com/#!/OFA/status/445643037142560768 FOMO, for those not as hip as OFA, is an acronym for “fear of missing out.” Because clearly, if you haven’t signed up yet, you should be shaking in your boots. http://twitter.com/#!/RedGalBlueState/status/445645284950163456 It truly is pathetic. http://twitter.com/#!/fjbar75/status/445645564966105088 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/445644477408243712 Bingo. […]

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He’s done some things ‘contrary to our values’: #ThingsObamaHasTortured

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http://twitter.com/#!/djsmuzz/status/495361364681326592 President Obama made no bones about it at a Friday afternoon presser — “we tortured some folks,” he admitted. Plenty argue that the CIA’s enhanced interrogation techniques performed on those “folks” constituted anything but torture, but when it comes to the president unburdening his soul to the public, here’s an extensive list of #ThingsObamaHasTortured. […]

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Josh Barro unloads on ‘anti-intellectual’ conservatives; ‘Hicks’ fire back

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http://twitter.com/#!/jbarro/status/430547670000611328 That’s Business Insider’s Josh Barro responding to self-described “tech-head” and “data nerd” Patrick Ruffini, who asks: http://twitter.com/#!/PatrickRuffini/status/430537679931846656 Where are the right-wing equivalents to these elite institutions in the United States? Barro believes there aren’t any, because of the “anti-intellectual” nature of American conservatism. Naturally, Barro’s tweet captured the imagination of Twitter conservatives, who decided […]

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‘The irony’: Geraghty identifies another glitch in ‘Obama’s America’

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http://twitter.com/#!/orianafallachi/status/526899949943152642 National Review contributing editor and author of The Weed Agency might just be questioning the Obama administration’s consistency here. Purchasing health insurance is mandatory, but Ebola quarantines are voluntary. Obama's America. — jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 27, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js @jimgeraghty @Tracinski Good point. Maybe just tax people if they don't do the voluntary quarantine so […]

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I Had No Idea This Was The World’s Scariest Job, But It Actually Makes Sense.

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Take a minute. What’s the scariest job that you can possibly imagine yourself having? If you’re like a majority of Americans, the scary job you thought of was being a politician. Yep, that’s right, Americans are afraid of being politicians. This is according to a survey of 56,857 Americans conducted by the jobs website CareerBuilder.com. […]

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Illegal alien reporter Jose Vargas calls out celebs on border crisis

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http://twitter.com/#!/CactusHowl/status/489589339962089472 Jose Vargas  blatantly flouts our laws and the government who is supposed to enforce them sees it and does nothing. He is our entire immigration problem personified with a big dash of narcissism thrown in for flavor. http://twitter.com/#!/ReallyLaLa1/status/489588721558114304 http://twitter.com/#!/ana_belen22/status/489589822516756481 They’re under no obligation. http://twitter.com/#!/mom2jazz/status/489591862424920064 Do they oppose immigration reform or illegal immigration? http://twitter.com/#!/nativeappsvc/status/489593329554690048 http://twitter.com/#!/aam429/status/489595399338881024 http://twitter.com/#!/aam429/status/489596419800440832 Hard to tell […]

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What Happened When She Saw This UFO Might Be A Coincidence, But What If It’s Not?

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UFOs are known for doing a few things when they’re spotted by humans. They sometimes cause blackouts and make cars start all by themselves, but they don’t usually break cameras. But this might be a new tactic if the latest news out of Brazil is true. A woman there claims that the camera on her […]

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Sarah Palin set to host new outdoors show; Haters hope she gets shot

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http://twitter.com/#!/DCdebbie/status/410105001223401472 Sarah Palin will soon be starring in her own outdoors show, “Amazing America,” on the Sportsman Channel: http://twitter.com/#!/SarahPalinUSA/status/410146742533754880 Naturally, the news has attracted some haters: http://twitter.com/#!/vagovsux/status/410147038916251648 http://twitter.com/#!/UK_MJ/status/410113584316694528 http://twitter.com/#!/BRios82/status/410145063680110592 http://twitter.com/#!/ChicoDelainky/status/410147741445025792 Charming. But some dirtbags weren’t content to stop at just run-of-the-mill nastiness; they had to up the sickening ante: http://twitter.com/#!/timmmccoy/status/410146344494305280 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/410153159542071296 http://twitter.com/#!/DCdebbie/status/410127728219004928 Civility! *** Related: […]

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The Reviews Of This Anti-Vaccine Children’s Book Are Next Level Savage

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“The best book I’ve read since Infant Car Seats Are For Sissies.” Melanie’s Marvelous Measles was written to convince children and their parents that it’s ok to not get vaccinated. View this image › amazon.com Here’s the author describing it in her own words: Melanie’s Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits […]

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‘Shameful’: Bobby Jindal blasts John Kerry for what makes him ‘uptight’

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http://twitter.com/#!/Coosa_Valley/status/489489109367656448 In Vienna, Austria this week, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said that politicians who claim that America is exceptional make him “uptight.” Kerry went on to say that he thinks America is exceptional, but so are “a lot of other” people and places, which kind of negates the “exceptional” label. Louisiana Gov. Bobby […]

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Welcome To The Creepiest House On The Prairie…It’s The Stuff Of Nightmares

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It’s no secret that small-town America has had a rough go of it over the past few decades. The growing allure of cosmopolitan life has continually drawn more and more people out of tiny towns and into big cities. This slow exodus has left entire villages in its wake. Most of these places remain hidden, […]

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Here Are 14 Eye-Popping Facts About Americans You Won’t Believe. The Last One Surprised Me.

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They say Americans can’t agree on anything. Well maybe “they” are just mad they’re in the minority. Because according to these studies, Americans have pretty solid views and opinions on many “controversial” things you won’t believe. Don’t believe us? Check them out: 61 percent of Americans believe there were more people involved in the JFK […]

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Wreaths Across America honors country’s veterans [photos]

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http://twitter.com/#!/USMC/status/411858900338880514 Saturday, Dec. 14th is National Wreaths Across America Day, and volunteers across the country placed thousands of wreaths on graves at Arlington National Cemetery and more than 850 other sites across the country to honor America’s veterans. http://twitter.com/#!/WVUAlumniNCAC/status/411928522073313280 http://twitter.com/#!/smahaskey/status/411880010375393280 http://twitter.com/#!/butchworley/status/411948445080236032 http://twitter.com/#!/iCareeGuns/status/411953682008121344 http://twitter.com/#!/mdmccleary/status/412020627554308096 http://twitter.com/#!/patrickdodson/status/412003462755254273 More information about the event can be found at wreathsacrossamerica.org. Read […]

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‘We need a new constitution’: Donna Brazile, Salon slammed

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@Salon Save America from 'loudmouths?' Man, that sounds awfully fascist, Salon. — Jon Ireland (@jrireland1) September 27, 2014 On Saturday, Salon’s Andrew Burstein published a piece with the provocative title, “We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent.” We need a new constitution: Here's how […]

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Bill de Blasio: Jose Antonio Vargas ‘exemplifies what America is about’

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I stand in solidarity with journalist and advocate @joseiswriting. He exemplifies what America is about. — Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) July 15, 2014 As Twitchy reported earlier,  proud “undocumented American” Jose Antonio Vargas was detained at McAllen Airport in Texas and taken to the Border Patrol station for processing this morning. Vargas tweeted that he had only […]

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Mike Huckabee’s stupid ‘libido’ comment taken out of context

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Huckabee mansplaining libido is pretty much the most disgusting thing in the universe. #fact — Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) January 23, 2014 The last time Twitchy checked in with Mike Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor was making noises about a 2016 presidential run, and conservative tweeters were placing their orders for jumbo cyanide martinis in […]

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Harry Reid continues cuckoo pants Koch obsession; Blames for climate change

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I mean seriously. Harry Reid, on the SENATE FLOOR, says the Kochs are the "main cause" of climate change??? That's insane. — RB (@RBPundit) May 7, 2014 If there’s one truth to take away from Sen. Harry Reid’s comments on the Senate floor today, it’s his caveat that “I know that sounds absurd.” The topic was […]

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“American Ninja Warrior” Has Its First Ever Female Finalist. Watch Her Inspirational Qualifying Run.

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“American Ninja Warrior” is an American TV show where contestants take on ridiculously challenging obstacle courses and compete for a trip to an even more difficult course in Las Vegas. Only the top ten contestants get to try their hand at conquering “Mt. Midoriyama” and for the first time in the show’s history, one of […]

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Tone-deaf: Enroll America taps singing pets to sell Obamacare [video]

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Cute animals are singing about signing up for #Obamacare? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! #gamechanger — Daniel Wanke (@danielwanke) February 4, 2014 Still on the fence about signing up for Obamacare? This new ad campaign from the fine folks at Enroll America should change that: This video where cute animals try to get you to […]

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‘What is he smoking?’: POTUS: We’re much better off, people just don’t ‘feel it’

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@WhiteHouse well, that's a lie. @60Minutes — Pfeil (@Cowboy__Country) September 29, 2014 "We've had the longest run of uninterrupted private sector job growth in our history. We have seen deficits cut by more than half."– Obama — 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) September 28, 2014 Remember when President Obama said “The world’s always been messy … we’re just […]

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Embrace this, Dems! Pelosi’s latest Obamacare idiocy is hilarious [video]

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I'll be on @cnn with @crowleyCNN shortly to discuss ACA success & the Ryan Republican budget…tune in! pic.twitter.com/CfBJRNiWDT — Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) April 6, 2014 Obamacare success! Stop it, Nancy. Our aching sides can’t take much more. @NancyPelosi @cngrss @CNN @crowleyCNN Americans don't believe your BS you are really out of touch what's going on […]

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