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Leaked pics show overcrowded Border Patrol facilities in Texas

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http://twitter.com/#!/SubMedina/status/475072406223351808 Breitbart Texas has obtained photos showing overcrowded and overwhelmed U.S. Border Patrol processing centers in the Rio Grande Valley. Cells meant to hold 20 are now housing 40 or more illegal aliens, more and more of whom are arriving from Central American countries, and many unaccompanied minors. See more photos at Breitbart.com or at the San Francisco […]

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Justice Don Willet ‘the tweeting judge’ gets profiled by the NYT

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http://twitter.com/#!/JohnSnellFox8/status/516762402621497345 You may have seen him winning a hashtag game or getting called a “scoundrel” by Captain Kirk. Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett is the tweeting judge. He’s a Twitchy favorite and definitely a must-follow tweeter. Today he even got some love from the New York Times. LEFT—when you hear the @nytimes is writing an […]

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Kristen Johnston slams RadarOnline for posting Robin Williams AA photo

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http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/499244442017361920 Actress Kristen Johnston has been very open about her struggles with substance abuse. So when she learned about this tweet from gossip rag RadarOnline: (Note: Image blocked out by Twitchy) She was rightfully disgusted: http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/499245169578110976 http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/499273892943659010 From Johnston’s full post, via TwitLonger: We’re used to being the butt of your jokes. We’re used to the […]

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Warning: ‘Transient bee swarms’

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http://twitter.com/#!/DKinchenFOX29/status/468914221624086528 As if driving on I-95 wasn’t painful enough, police are warning people about possible “transient bee swarms” in the area. http://twitter.com/#!/SWaltersTV/status/468893195179663360 A truck carrying literally millions of bees overturned near Newark, Delaware. The drivers of the truck were taken to the hospital for injuries that are reportedly not life threatening. http://twitter.com/#!/Sairey_Gamp/status/468902474578161664 “Combing?” We see what […]

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You’ll love Pat Sajak’s reason for missing the State of the Union speech

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http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/428346222642864128 We have a feeling watching Chia Pets grow probably gave Pat Sajak more satisfaction than watching President Selfie stammer through another grand speech repeating the same things from his other speeches. Related: Full Twitchy coverage of Pat Sajak Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/28/youll-love-pat-sajaks-reason-for-missing-the-state-of-the-union-speech/

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‘That’s just funny!’ Ted Cruz takes a snicker-worthy swipe at Kim Jong Un

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http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/456456716084080640 Was a London salon really reprimanded by North Korean officials after using an image of Kim Jong Un in a promotion? The Guardian reported the story but admitted it hasn’t been confirmed. But that’s no reason not to have a little fun. Sen. Ted Cruz did: http://twitter.com/#!/SenTedCruz/status/456455662177120256 Most politicians can’t take a joke, let alone make a joke. Ted […]

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Self-awareness is hard: Benghazi-mocking Mo. lawmaker doubles down on idiocy

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http://twitter.com/#!/PhonyScandal/status/464190969189904385 Nope, not yet. As Twitchy readers know, Missouri State Rep. Stacey Newman exposed her own moral bankruptcy when she made four dead Americans into a punchline with a shameful Benghazi “joke.” Evidently, Sicko Newman isn’t done trying out her comedy act. The “despicable” Ms. Newman had no Twitter response to the rightful backlash after […]

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‘What did he say?’ Joe Buck advises viewers ‘turn off your TV immediately’

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http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealHack/status/425078103610634240 Yes, other viewers of the San Francisco 49ers/Seattle Seahawks game also heard Fox Sports’ Joe Buck advising viewers to turn off their televisions: http://twitter.com/#!/cynicusprime/status/425077891089457153 That might have been the network execs least favorite part of the game: http://twitter.com/#!/Schmutzie_/status/425078059272638464 http://twitter.com/#!/andytaylor6/status/425077844620759040 For people who didn’t change the channel because of the lack of offense, a wise […]

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Classy guy! Conn. governor goes after ‘right-wing, Tea Bag’ National Review [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/520620356378169344 Well, for what it’s worth, we didn’t vote for him: Connecticut Governor Malloy calls National Review 'a Right-Wing, Tea Bag Organization". http://t.co/Y4TJJvMPcZ — jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 10, 2014 Governor Dannel Malloy, ladies and gentlemen. Natural campaigner RT @jimgeraghty: CT Governor Malloy calls National Review 'a Right-Wing, Tea Bag Organization". http://t.co/QDBvMbKxWv — Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) […]

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Dennis Miller’s slam on NFL officiating gets thumbs-up from Hannity

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http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/425092008319778816 Dennis Miller isn’t happy with the officiating at the Seattle Seahawks game against the San Francisco 49ers, and Miller thinks the quality of the calls is worthy of a certain public official: http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/425092732336345088 Perfect! Miller’s slam got Sean Hannity’s seal of approval: http://twitter.com/#!/seanhannity/status/425092845960458240 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/19/now-thats-funny-dennis-millers-slam-on-nfl-officiating-gets-thumbs-up-from-sean-hannity/

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‘What if it was pizza?!’: ‘Deep’ thoughts with Meghan McCain

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http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/476535531011313664 It’s never a good sign when that needs to be stated explicitly. http://twitter.com/#!/MeghanMcCain/status/476527263211479040 Oh dear. http://twitter.com/#!/irishspy/status/476535919546097664 http://twitter.com/#!/comradescott/status/476537944749408256 http://twitter.com/#!/Thorrison/status/476538306893983745 http://twitter.com/#!/karennewell7/status/476539619886891008 http://twitter.com/#!/AmeliaHammy/status/476541012387856384 Probably so. [Update] Surprise! Meggie Mac deleted the tweet. http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/476715343717859328 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/10/what-if-it-was-pizza-deep-thoughts-with-meghan-mccain/

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RNC staffer targeted by racist Ebony editor appears on FOX & Friends [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/449532871368523776 Nor should they. As Twitchy reported, yesterday, Ebony editor Jamilah Lemieux nastily dismissed RNC deputy press secretary Raffi Williams because she thought he was just a “white dude.” This morning, Williams appeared on “FOX & Friends” to talk about it: http://twitter.com/#!/foxandfriends/status/449539343519350784 Survey says: Williams rocked it. http://twitter.com/#!/OliveSpies/status/449531466557308929 http://twitter.com/#!/RobLockwood/status/449531383292387328 http://twitter.com/#!/carbolton/status/449530282509869056 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisLoesch/status/449549551779590144 http://twitter.com/#!/PeterJBuck/status/449532136539033601 http://twitter.com/#!/raskew2/status/449554880395747328 Heh. That’s a pretty […]

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David Draiman calls BS on Macklemore’s excuses for ‘anti-Semitic gimmick’

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http://twitter.com/#!/OandAshow/status/468698768506757121 Rapper Macklemore claims he wasn’t going for a “Jewish caricature” when he cobbled together the disguise that has accusations of anti-Semitism zipping around social media. http://twitter.com/#!/macklemore/status/468593904913096704 He released a fauxpology blaming the media and just about everyone else for misunderstanding his oh-so-brilliant attempt at “random” ambiguity. As it turns out the fake noses they sell […]

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‘HAHA!’ How did NY Post blast President Funeral Selfie, FLOTUS? [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/newsbrittany/status/410761318048616449 Gasping giggles! Classic indeed. As Twitchy reported, President Obama thought that  the memorial service for Nelson Mandela would be a great time to take a funeral selfie with some buddies. FLOTUS was not amused. This Twitter user was not amused by the New York Post’s instant classic of a front page. http://twitter.com/#!/davevanb/status/410760480568135680 Too far? […]

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LOL! MSNBC claims its conservative-smearing tweet ‘isn’t who we are’

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http://twitter.com/#!/richardwolffedc/status/428741664023535616 After an outcry from Twitter conservatives, MSNBC has deleted and apologized for its tweet accusing right-wingers of hating biracial families. Absurdly, MSNBC executive editor Richard Wolffe claims the tweet doesn’t reflect the network’s views. http://twitter.com/#!/msnbc/status/428738446220611584 Ha ha! That’s a good one! Of course, nobody was fooled: http://twitter.com/#!/jason_howerton/status/428743980080054272 http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBWhitman/status/428743134269276160 http://twitter.com/#!/jfgroves/status/428742854685360129 http://twitter.com/#!/Three_13/status/428742978736111616 http://twitter.com/#!/meyerracnswoman/status/428741667328229378 http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/428740107261050881 http://twitter.com/#!/brandondarby/status/428740830719782914 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/428739249144213504 […]

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‘What a blowhard’! Markos Moulitsas tells Jake Tapper how to be a reporter

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http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/501800003980251136 He’s certainly a piece of something. Markos Moulitsas can’t stand actual journalism. So when Jake Tapper tweeted this: http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/501799690892234752 Markos got snippy: http://twitter.com/#!/markos/status/501799922576793600 Hold up — who’s pathetic? http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/501800125195628545 Damn straight. http://twitter.com/#!/markos/status/501800613680664576 Hey, genius, Tapper’s been there. http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/501800874755497984 See, Markos, unlike you, Tapper actually understands what it means to be a journalist. http://twitter.com/#!/markos/status/501800814231293952 We’ve already […]

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Rep. Keith Ellison likens pro-amnesty fasters to Rosa Parks

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http://twitter.com/#!/keithellison/status/407673237179744256 We don’t quite see the parallel that Rep. Keith Ellison does. Rosa Parks was alone in her brave act of civil disobedience in 1955. The “Fast for Families” protesters who have set up in tents on the National Mall, on the other hand, have been visited personally by President Obama and first lady Michelle […]

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This cartoon puts focus of ISIS and Obama into unsettling perspective

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http://twitter.com/#!/HollyRFisher/status/508317591585439744 Sad but true. The funny-but-unsettling cartoon is from A.F. Branco at Legal Insurrection. In case further confirmation is necessary: http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/508312634752385024 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/06/this-cartoon-puts-focus-of-isis-and-obama-into-unsettling-perspective/

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Chris Hayes gets called on his Ebola ‘lie’

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Last night, Chris Hayes interviewed the Executive Director of Doctors Without Borders Sophie Delaunay to talk about Gov. Chris Christie and the quarantine of Ebola health worker Kaci Hickox. And after the segment, Hayes tweeted out this summary of his chat with Delaunay: So @MSF has had 3300 staff rotate through W Africa caring for Ebola […]

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Shannon Bream has doubts about gov’t transparency after info request

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http://twitter.com/#!/louieokie/status/515210075493785600 For some reason, Shannon Bream doesn’t seem to have implicit trust in the source the U.S. government provided her: When govt agency responds to my info request w/ a link to a MediaMatters article … not sure said agency's gonna give us what we asked for. — Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) September 25, 2014 Think […]

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‘Amazing’: Pro-life sign wins ‘best sign I’ve ever seen from a political rally’ [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/426336278833922048 Coexist: http://twitter.com/#!/VictoriaTaft/status/426208574193147904 That photo of a pro-life sign resurfaced on Twitter yesterday, the day of the 2014 March for Life, but it’s been floating around the Internet for a while. http://twitter.com/#!/sistertoldjah/status/352798785891602432 That one ought to make coexist-hypocrite Gov. Cuomo stomp his intolerant feet. (That’s always a plus.) http://twitter.com/#!/wearefreeagain/status/426218352822861825 http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/426331817835122688 Here’s a roundup of signs from […]

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Snort! Was the Obama Rosa Parks pic narcissism? Here’s what it really meant

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http://twitter.com/#!/valentinazn8/status/407419529107472384 Sad Obama! As Twitchy reported, President Obama “honored” Rosa Parks anniversary with a photo of himself last year. And then made it a “favorite of the year.” Who is Obama’s favorite? Obama is! The OFA-run @BarackObama Twitter account posted that photo again this year. Narcissist in chief? Yes. But perhaps that wasn’t the reason […]

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Donna Brazile doubles down; Inadvertently reveals Obama truth, own idiocy?

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http://twitter.com/#!/MrPrincetrumpet/status/435454022502191105 Heh. So there’s that. As Twitchy readers know, Donna Brazile celebrated Presidents Day by encouraging  President Obama to whip out his “lawless” Stompy Pen while Congress is in recess. Who needs Congress for laws? King Obama reigns, according to Ms. Brazile. But, hey, it’s totally justified and stuff! Ms. Brazile could not stop herself […]

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‘Condescending asshat’: David Axelrod tweet ‘perfectly encapsulates’ lib mindset

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http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/446287590711640064 In case you forgot, liberals are Smarter Than You™. Here’s your daily reminder, courtesy of David Axelrod: http://twitter.com/#!/davidaxelrod/status/446282830604038144 Awww, bless our hearts! Words are hard for ignorant rubes like us. http://twitter.com/#!/aleidy/status/446284479649570817 That’s because it is. http://twitter.com/#!/peden_c/status/446291497898356736 http://twitter.com/#!/ChristianMatt10/status/446295114848423936 http://twitter.com/#!/johnnyfriegas/status/446285836741394433 http://twitter.com/#!/mooshakins/status/446291480483622913 http://twitter.com/#!/portdauphin/status/446288434693287936 http://twitter.com/#!/ProgramAdrift/status/446287462118084608 http://twitter.com/#!/AdamShuknecht/status/446291879098081280 Nailed it. Despite what Davey might think, we, the great unwashed, actually […]

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‘Diversity?’ Huffington Post ‘so so so white’ meeting [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/463339598140424192 The Huffington Post puts out a ton of “diversity” related content, so when Arianna Huffington posted a photo of the her Washington, D.C., editors’ meeting people noticed the melanin deficiency right away. http://twitter.com/#!/Mahvalous/status/463340497214668800 http://twitter.com/#!/stephanhoward2/status/463164935707451392 http://twitter.com/#!/TheAYGList/status/463177215044489216 http://twitter.com/#!/ccastain/status/463274234316603394 Still no answer to that question. Related: Twitchy coverage of pitiful progressives of pallor Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/05/progressives-of-pallor-alert-diversitywin-for-huffpos-so-so-so-white-meeting-in-d-c-pic/

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Don’t look now State Dept.’s Marie Harf, you are being schooled! [pics]

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National security threats ranked @marieharf 1. Fox News 2. Twitter 3. Sugary Soda 4. Scott Walker 5. Biden 6. Biden. 7. Biden 8. ISIS — S.M (@redsteeze) September 04, 2014 The State Department is truly beyond parody. As Twitchy reported, there is “no strategy” for ISIS, but Bill O’Reilly? State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf […]

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Stacey Dash goes to the shooting range [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/jmercer76/status/408382015080103937 Actress Stacey Dash tweeted some pictures that are most certainly not Piers Morgan approved: http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/408372148407762944 Dash could give a lesson in gun safety to Kentucky Democrat Alison Grimes. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/04/stacey-dash-goes-to-the-shooting-range-pic/

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‘Oops’: Rep. Tom Cole’s comms director accidentally tweets selfie from her boss’ account [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/bccohan/status/430469061240442881 It was an honest mistake, of course. But a communications specialist should probably be a little more careful. http://twitter.com/#!/Chris_Moody/status/430468451522465792 Sarah Corley is GOP Rep. Tom Cole’s communications director, and she apparently had an awesome time shopping yesterday. Unfortunately, she shared her enthusiasm via her boss’ Twitter account instead of her own. The tweet did […]

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‘WHITE PNEUMATIC POWER!’ ThinkProgress: Air is totes racist, you guys

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http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/456831487560941568 It’s called ThinkProgress for a reason. They see things we couldn’t even begin to understand. Things like this: http://twitter.com/#!/JuddLegum/status/456828302062149632 No, really. It’s science! A study produced by the University of Minnesota concluded that race is a determining factor in who is most affected by air pollution. Specifically, non-white people breathe air that is substantially more polluted […]

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Rep. Jim Himes: US has no dog in Sunni-Shia ‘cage match’

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http://twitter.com/#!/jahimes/status/477237917543182336 Rep. Jim Himes (D-Conn.) managed to make the most of 140 characters today with his analysis of Iraq and the United States’ interests there. Not all Democrats agree, though; check out Sen. Bill Nelson’s (D-Fla.) take. http://twitter.com/#!/SenBillNelson/status/477148241239474176 Editor’s note: An earlier version of this post spelled Rep. Himes’ name incorrectly. Twitchy regrets the error. […]

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