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Aww, how sweet! Alan Grayson gets birthday cake from his GOP opponent [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/beyondashadow/status/444213738737266688 Jorge Bonilla may be running against Rep. Alan Grayson this year, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be civil: http://twitter.com/#!/BonillaCongress/status/444183349096353793 Teehee! Sounds like a great debate! http://twitter.com/#!/THETXEMBASSY/status/444216356888514560 Just a word of advice for Bonilla: http://twitter.com/#!/5sahandful/status/444184284476100608 (Hat tip: Jorge Bonilla) *** Related: Twitchy coverage of Alan Grayson Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/13/aww-how-sweet-alan-grayson-gets-birthday-cake-from-his-gop-opponent-pic/

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Amanda Marcotte’s birth control spending nearly exceeds the GDP of Chad

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http://twitter.com/#!/AmandaMarcotte/status/485134001951088641 It’s been more than a month since we’ve written about Amanda Marcotte; clearly we’re overdue. In today’s edition, our favorite feminist argues that in the absence of insurance it would cost her more than $20,000 to prevent pregnancy from now until she hits menopause. She’s in her thirties currently, so you do the math. Sally Kohn floated a similar argument a few […]

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California Obamacare provider inundated with complaints

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http://twitter.com/#!/hipEchik/status/420255189749080064 The Anthem Blue Cross public relations account is being inundated with complaints this week as people struggle to learn if their payments have been credited and their benefits started. While most agreed that the rollout of the federal HealthCare.gov website was a disaster, Covered California’s high enrollment was touted by some on the Left as […]

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John McCain attends Arizona Diamondbacks game [corrected]

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http://twitter.com/#!/JakeWilk/status/468115437193289728 Editor’s note: The original title of this post was “‘McCain-enstein’ attends Arizona Diamondbacks game [GIFs].” Due to concerns that the material was mocking Senator McCain’s war injuries, which was certainly not the intent, we have amended the title, removed a GIF and changed the lead tweet. Twitchy apologizes for the tone of the original […]

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Not everyone calling for NASCAR’s Tony Stewart’s head after fatal accident

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http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/498460826270195713 http://twitter.com/#!/BWMudd/status/498338862343544834 As Twitchy reported, many Twitter users, including sports reporters, argued that Tony Stewart should not race today after being involved in an accident that killed driver Kevin Ward last night. Other Twitter users couldn’t help but make Dale Earnhardt, Sr. comparisons after Dale Earnhardt, Jr. tweeted out his condolences after the tragic accident. […]

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Obama authorizes mobilization of Nat’l Guard troops to West Africa

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http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/522847082403475456 But don’t panic folks. https://t.co/P2Ia8gVpKZ — Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 16, 2014 As Twitchy reported earlier, President Obama was expected to authorize the Pentagon to send National Guard troops to West Africa to help combat the spread of Ebola. This afternoon, Obama signed the executive order: BREAKING: Obama authorizes call-up of National Guard, reserves […]

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Meghan McCain and Michael Ian Black commiserate over meany-pants Twitchy

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http://twitter.com/#!/MeghanMcCain/status/408821611454689281 Yesterday, Michael Ian Black reached back a century for proof that government regulations are good for jobs. We rightly busted his chops for it, which he didn’t seem to like: http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/408810636416536576 http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/408811211325583363 http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/408812845581627392 Fortunately for Black, he didn’t have to fight this battle alone. Meggie Mac stuck up for her BFF by trying to […]

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David Draiman is pissed off about ‘ABHORRENT’ Holocaust denial assignment

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http://twitter.com/#!/DAVIDMDRAIMAN/status/463494856073945088 Will other members of the entertainment industry join Disturbed and Device vocalist David Draiman in calling this “abhorrent”? The Rialto Unified School District in California created an eighth-grade “Argumentative Research” assignment that instructed students to explain “whether or not you believe [the Holocaust] was an actual event in history, or merely a political scheme […]

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‘Well trolled, Metallica’: Band pokes back at anti-hunting whiners [video, pics]

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Dear anti hunting whiners complaining about James Hetfield No one cares. Metallica didn't get cancelled from Glastonbury Happy crywanking. — Markus Von Bastarde (@CountBastardo) June 29, 2014 Last month, Twitchy told you about the halfwits who wanted Metallica frontman James Hetfield murdered for his support of hunting. Hetfield narrates “The Hunt,” the History Channel’s series […]

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Awesome Photoshops mock President Ego’s self-parodying Mandela tribute [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0/status/408742397183397888 Perhaps Nelson Mandela never dared to dream of such magic, but it was easy to predict the narcissist in chief would make himself the center of attention on the day of Mandela’s death. As Twitchy reported, the White House honored Mandela with a tweet. Pic of Obama? Check. Quote from Obama? Check. Photoshops skewering […]

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Daytona 500 grandstands evacuated after tornado warning

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http://twitter.com/#!/wmln915news/status/437677684534284288 A tornado warning was issued for the area surrounding the Daytona International Speedway, which is hosting the Daytona 500 today. http://twitter.com/#!/PeterKingCBS/status/437679100741025792 http://twitter.com/#!/MTMF_de/status/437677944065232896 http://twitter.com/#!/BillWhiteheadFL/status/437683371112558593 http://twitter.com/#!/weatherchannel/status/437683077444538368 Twitchy will monitor for further developments. Editor’s note: Additional tweets have been added to this post. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/23/take-shelter-immediately-daytona-500-grandstands-evacuated-after-tornado-warning/

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Ruin dinner we much: Al Sharpton presents Dem ‘Turkey Tips’ [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/yaycapitalism/status/405860722074075136 Al Sharpton has jumped on the bandwagon of training Democrats how to handle themselves when dealing with conservatives over Thanksgiving dinner: http://twitter.com/#!/PoliticsNation/status/405858749585555456 It speaks volumes that so many of these Democrats know that those who agree with them can’t express their own opinions to relatives without being given cheat sheets. http://twitter.com/#!/wearefreeagain/status/405864956127498240 Shorter Al Sharpton: […]

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Did lib ‘tolerance’ force Kristen Johnston to delete Twitter account?

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http://twitter.com/#!/wordwarrior39/status/434948998017716224 Editor’s note, 4/1/2014: Kristen Johnston reached out to Twitchy to expand on her February tweets. Her full message has been added to the end of this post. As Twitchy readers know, “Juno” actress Ellen Page came out on Friday. Many wondered why celebs and journos were breathlessly reporting the news: Should it even be […]

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‘Priorities’: Dianne Feinstein wants to ‘#FixHobbyLobby’

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http://twitter.com/#!/ShelbyMetter26/status/499646525866528768 The Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision is still gnawing at congressional Democrats, as Sen. Dianne Feinstein proved today: http://twitter.com/#!/SenFeinstein/status/499644430128013313 Fix the SCOTUS decision on Hobby Lobby? But Sen. Feinstein, “It’s. The. Law.” http://twitter.com/#!/CactusHowl/status/499645942811729920 *** Related: Hey, remember when Dems supported Religious Freedom Restoration Act? Neither do they! Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/13/priorities-having-solved-all-other-problems-dianne-feinstein-wants-to-fixhobbylobby/

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‘Family Guy’ writer’s dare for pro-2nd Amendment ‘heroes’ backfires

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http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/523540325617651712 Idiot –> @BrianRScully https://t.co/W8YVFc8KoY — jon gabriel (@exjon) October 18, 2014 @exjon [email protected]'s tweet was funnier than any joke on Family Guy. — Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 18, 2014 Brian Scully, who according to his Twitter bio is a writer for “Family Guy” and a former writer for “The Simpsons,” had a message for […]

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‘Like rabid dogs’: Actor Robert Davi pounds MSM for Christie fixation, letting Dem scandals slide

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http://twitter.com/#!/conkc2/status/423863713196568576 Mmm … so do we! The media have gone beyond parody with their breathless coverage of the “Bridgegate” scandal. Meanwhile, the IRS has caught been targeting conservative groups, the web of Benghazi lies grows increasingly tangled, and Obamacare is wreaking havoc on people’s lives and the economy. But nary a peep from the lapdog contingent. They’re […]

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‘Now that’s funny’: Are you ready for Touré’s snowstorm pic?

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http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/418903590078394368 Remember when Touré tweeted this “incredible” (and totally fake) “Sandy pic”? Of course you do. http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/263458257560018945 The MSNBC host’s half-witted weather “report” from snow-blanketed New York City should be awesome. http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/418902551476457473 Make it happen! http://twitter.com/#!/thestreeter/status/418914520300412928 But please, please, please don’t let things get too out of control. What does “out of control” look like? This: http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/418903098937966593 […]

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Exclusive! Has Ted Cruz found damning footage of IRS, FEC misconduct? [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/texantrueblue/status/489118101812682752 Despite the Dems’ insistence that there’s no shirty business going on in government agencies, we know better. And Sen. Ted Cruz may have found all the evidence we need to prove we’re right: http://twitter.com/#!/tedcruz/status/489117361077641216 Messing with equipment? Blaming outdated technology? That pic is pretty dead-on. http://twitter.com/#!/eddieggallegos/status/489118371439329280 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/15/exclusive-has-ted-cruz-found-damning-footage-of-irs-fec-misconduct-pic/

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Rep. who served in Afghanistan, Iraq calls release of Taliban leaders ‘shocking’

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http://twitter.com/#!/UsmcGirl3381/status/473163551755223040 Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.), who served in Afghanistan and Iraq, is not pleased at all with the administration for releasing five Taliban leaders from Guantanamo Bay. As Twitchy reported, their release was in exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who had been held by the Taliban since 2009. http://twitter.com/#!/Alankota/status/473113894907826176 http://twitter.com/#!/Lion_LAM/status/473160866691420162 National Review has video of […]

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Meghan McCain shares a pointer for anybody interested in marrying her

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http://twitter.com/#!/MeghanMcCain/status/495444777127522304 Anybody who goes out with Meghan McCain who has an emoticon of respect for her feelings will avoid certain topics. Doing so could lead to a trip to the altar that night. Any expression of support for Ted Cruz might be an immediate deal breaker as well. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/02/meghan-mccain-shares-a-pointer-for-anybody-interested-in-marrying-her/

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‘WOW WOW WOW!’ The lovely ladies of Duck Dynasty spice up the Big Apple [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/1949gmc/status/450707117251375104 Start spreadin’ the news! The “Duck Dynasty” wives have landed in New York, and they’re taking the city by storm! http://twitter.com/#!/Jthomps9/status/450489411487428608 The lovely ladies appeared on “Good Morning America” earlier today to promote their new book, “The Women of Duck Commander,” which will be released tomorrow. http://twitter.com/#!/bosshogswife/status/450706578019057664 Gorgeous! Be sure to tune into Fox News […]

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‘Coolest thing ever’: Check out the Christmas gift Neil Patrick Harris made [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/ActuallyNPH/status/415911120806096896 Here’s what “How I Met Your Mother” actor Neil Patrick Harris gave to his partner, David Burtka, this Christmas (with a little help from little Gideon and Harper): We want one! http://twitter.com/#!/camerachickie/status/415912341772173312 We’re not sure if Neil did this all on his own, but there’s a company called FlipBooKit sells kits so you can make your […]

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‘Forefathers fainting’: Counting down ‘Obama’s 12 days of Christmas’

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http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/408283006315409408 The #ObamasTwelveDaysOfChristmas hashtag was trending high most of the day. Here are some of our favorites, in no particular order: #ObamasTwelveDaysOfChristmas Three times the premium, Two weeks of typing and A website that crashed constantly #tcot— The People's Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) December 04, 2013 http://twitter.com/#!/Smalltalkwitht/status/408357290270408704 http://twitter.com/#!/LisainDallas/status/408401996564017152 http://twitter.com/#!/RightInPlanning/status/408406594918309888 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/408325843220316160 #ObamasTwelveDaysOfChristmas 12 Dems A Lying 11 networks […]

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‘Arthur Sulzberger Jr.’ excited to join Twitter, share what’s new

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http://twitter.com/#!/NYTeileen/status/467118476448911360 No, that Twitter account that went live Thursday night wasn’t really New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. http://twitter.com/#!/ASulzberger/status/467107361501364224 News and updates, huh? So, has anything special happened at the Times recently? http://twitter.com/#!/melissalyttle/status/467109600156991490 http://twitter.com/#!/CNell_LA/status/467109747431198720 Can’t @ASulzberger stay and play for a little bit? The Times says no. http://twitter.com/#!/Popehat/status/467121555328102400 http://twitter.com/#!/markyzaguirre/status/467122716336996352   Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/15/arthur-sulzberger-jr-excited-to-join-twitter-share-whats-new/

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CBC wants ‘police czar’ to oversee local law enforcement

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http://twitter.com/#!/politico/status/504074528650432513 The actual evidence is painting a much different picture of the Michael Brown shooting by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer than the media narrative which stoked a week of riots and protests. That hasn’t deterred the Congressional Black Caucus from trying to turn the incident into a federal power grab. Politico reports: Rep. Elijah […]

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Bill Clinton and Mark Pryor usher in ‘the day the selfie officially died’ [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/altoemike/status/519187865407062016 Politics is serious business: Seen on C-SPAN: @BillClinton and Sen. Mark Pryor take a selfie http://t.co/e9fBmlA1nF #ARSen pic.twitter.com/x0Fx5LlcHx — CSPAN (@cspan) October 6, 2014 What exactly do those two knuckleheads have to smile about? Powder blue shirt guy is a perfect example of the type of people who are impressed by school girl shit […]

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Russell Simmons’ ‘B-Rock’ beats down Rush Limbaugh in new cartoon

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http://twitter.com/#!/UncleRUSH/status/429060338085289984 Def Jam co-founder Russell Simmons is a practicing yogi, but his “All Def Digital” YouTube channel isn’t quite so peaceful. This is the channel that brought us the “Harriet Tubman Sex Tape” and an assault rifle-toting cartoon President Obama. The latest installment in the life of the “trash-talking, butt-kicking, doorag-wearing gangsta, B-ROCK” has the hero […]

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‘Insane’: ‘Pseudo candidate’ Mike Dickinson can’t stop being creepy

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http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/471722897405661184 Mike Dickinson is a self-described left-wing liberal who claims to be running to unseat Rep. Eric Cantor in Virginia even though he reportedly missed the filing deadline to appear on the ballot as a Democrat. The unhinged Dickinson has previously made degrading “F, marry, kill” comments in reference to conservative women, but yesterday he […]

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‘Just keeps winning’! Rick Perry’s PAC strikes gold with mugshot t-shirts [photos]

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http://twitter.com/#!/museofhistory/status/502911129681952768 Pay attention, folks. This is how it’s done: http://twitter.com/#!/ArletteSaenz/status/502916434767659008 Oh yes he did! http://twitter.com/#!/GovernorPerry/status/502910835820224512 There’s a lesson here … http://twitter.com/#!/ToddPackNFIB/status/502917079880990720 That’s the one! http://twitter.com/#!/newscommander21/status/502917112680022017 http://twitter.com/#!/KRenner2/status/502922611429363712 http://twitter.com/#!/Aaron_RS/status/502914728231198720 *** Related: ‘He nailed it’: Even Gov. Rick Perry’s mugshot is a winner If you think Rick Perry’s mugshot is awesome, you are about to see it improved by Iowahawk […]

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