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Software developer? Web designer? Twitter suggests #NextJobForSebelius

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http://twitter.com/#!/MetricButtload/status/454392734371946496 As Twitchy reported, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius resigned today, with her replacement to be announced Friday. We can only imagine where she’ll take her talents next. http://twitter.com/#!/PoliticaILine/status/454390757143896066 That’s a good one. http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/454390936634933248 http://twitter.com/#!/sunnyright/status/454391272678379521 How about something in management? http://twitter.com/#!/orion99da/status/454391583081631745 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/454391852570251264 http://twitter.com/#!/andrewlmalcolm/status/454392266703245314 http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/454392534786383872 http://twitter.com/#!/andrewlmalcolm/status/454392773777850369 http://twitter.com/#!/orion99da/status/454393312489639936 http://twitter.com/#!/senatorshoshana/status/454393679252561920 http://twitter.com/#!/txtiger1/status/454394253087895552 http://twitter.com/#!/woot6/status/454398274141581313 http://twitter.com/#!/ICUStat/status/454396752268103681 She needs a place […]

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‘Heart is broken’: Dawn Wells bids farewell to ‘Gilligan’s Island’ costar Russell Johnson

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http://twitter.com/#!/HarveyDentEsq/status/423893735068291072 Russell Johnson, probably best known for playing “The Professor” on the classic “Gilligan’s Island,” passed away this morning. He was 89. His “Island” costar Dawn Wells expressed her grief over the loss of her friend: http://twitter.com/#!/therealmaryann/status/423892884106919936 http://twitter.com/#!/therealmaryann/status/423893921786105856 We hope she can draw comfort from all the good memories. http://twitter.com/#!/Tim_X_/status/423897879241957376 http://twitter.com/#!/SpragueD/status/423903632447131648 http://twitter.com/#!/FlyingMeerkat/status/423918470213165056 RIP, Professor. We […]

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Whiny Donna Brazile is reminded about Congress’ role in our government

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http://twitter.com/#!/virginiagirl91/status/508641450192805888 Donna Brazile is back to doing what she does best … or just does:  Whining about Congress. http://twitter.com/#!/donnabrazile/status/508581260160434177 How dare that legislative branch actually do its job in carrying out checks and balances! http://twitter.com/#!/Twin66/status/508586369766027264 http://twitter.com/#!/dougstafford/status/508587161361596417 http://twitter.com/#!/schneids333/status/508585740817928192 She continued: http://twitter.com/#!/donnabrazile/status/508581335636905984 Just can’t get those Republicans off the golf course to act, can we? Oh, wait. http://twitter.com/#!/Twin66/status/508586623559139329 […]

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ThinkProgress editor sees a sign that HealthCare.gov is working

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http://twitter.com/#!/JuddLegum/status/405838943779704833 The news that the U.S. embassy at the Vatican is to be closed has made some Catholics angry at Obama, despite the under-reported fact that it’s merely being moved.  ThinkProgress editor Judd Legum thinks this is a “sign” that Obamacare is doing better. Wow, that’s really reaching. How about this “sign,” Judd? http://twitter.com/#!/SenJohnBarrasso/status/401033950971174912 But […]

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Rush Limbaugh blasts latest Democrat attempt to silence him

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http://twitter.com/#!/TheRightWingM/status/512342523792994304 The Democrats have launched another “Stop Rush” push to get Rush Limbaugh taken off air, but mostly to fund raise. .@IsraelDCCC: Limbaugh "should be taken off the air immediately." Agree? Add your name. http://t.co/7MJcjaGN0u pic.twitter.com/mQhxYHSgGp — DCCC (@dccc) September 17, 2014 Limbaugh is fighting back: The .@DCCC lie about .@RushLimbaugh in .@politico: http://t.co/2iAx7yYUpE. Don’t […]

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Never mind Wallenda, imagine THIS! Sajak blasts Obama with this ‘high wire act’

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http://twitter.com/#!/WAHOO74/status/529299313638518784 He’s up there and a Twitchy favorite! Here’s the latest example of why we love the “Wheel of Fortune” host: No Wallenda for me tonite, but enjoying other high wire act: Dems who support POTUS pretending they don't know him. — Pat Sajak (@patsajak) November 2, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js Perfect. Related: HuffPo’s Charles Clymer fed […]

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HHS claims ‘no data’ on paid Obamacare enrollees; BS meter explodes

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/433702216609062912 Just imagine the manager of a business in the private sector giving an answer of “I don’t know” to the board’s question about paid sales: http://twitter.com/#!/samsteinhp/status/433699850203701251 Hahaha! In lieu of historic levels of “transparency,” feigned ignorance will have to suffice: http://twitter.com/#!/PIRATE1775/status/433706818607386625 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/433706793324126208 http://twitter.com/#!/1WMCSC/status/433700735318904832 http://twitter.com/#!/viczin1669/status/433712855204892673 Will many reporters press the HHS hard for the data? […]

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See the #FreePAC version of the Ellen DeGeneres Oscar selfie

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http://twitter.com/#!/LigueDefJuifs/status/452542765508079616 At the conclusion of Glenn Beck’s keynote speech today at FreePAC in Louisville, Ky., FreedomWorks president Matt Kibbe called for an Ellen-style group selfie. Here’s the result. http://twitter.com/#!/dubya14/status/452542711497650176 http://twitter.com/#!/bekunda24/status/452543143163224064 http://twitter.com/#!/searfoss70/status/452543142747992064 Here’s the audience’s perspective. http://twitter.com/#!/DS1776/status/452541809093115904 Get retweeting, people! Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/05/see-the-freepac-version-of-the-ellen-degeneres-oscar-selfie/

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Mo. state senator from Ferguson demands ‘public apology’ from Gov. Jay Nixon

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http://twitter.com/#!/MariaChappelleN/status/504743782089113600 And also fond of lobbing F-bombs. Nearly two weeks after telling Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon “F*CK you,” State Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal — who represents Ferguson — has another demand: http://twitter.com/#!/MariaChappelleN/status/504732789686542337 Chappelle-Nadal claims that she was tear gassed. http://twitter.com/#!/MariaChappelleN/status/504734027035598850 http://twitter.com/#!/MariaChappelleN/status/504743903770054656 http://twitter.com/#!/MariaChappelleN/status/504749796460986368 *** Related: ‘This is his Katrina!’: Missouri state senator drops F-bomb on Gov. Jay Nixon […]

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‘Yesssss’: Rep. Louie Gohmert showcases his photobombing skills [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/papiless1/status/480037803124731904 Faith and Freedom Coalition chairman Ralph Reed is in D.C. for his three-day Road to Majority conference. And since he’s there, he figured he’d get a photo taken with new House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy. But he didn’t plan on this: http://twitter.com/#!/ralphreed/status/480035777447882753 That face is really something. http://twitter.com/#!/KateNocera/status/480042538087510016 http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/480043078141505537 Indeed he is. http://twitter.com/#!/elisefoley/status/480043778238341122 *** Related: Twitchy […]

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Stephen Amell starts groovy sci-fi snark session with Shatner [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/CraigimusMax/status/491061812851658753 It started with this admission from Stephen Amell who plays Oliver Queen in “Arrow,” the CW Network’s series based on DC Comics’ “Green Arrow.” http://twitter.com/#!/amellywood/status/490960772286386176 (@jarpad is Jared Padalecki of “Supernatural”) http://twitter.com/#!/amellywood/status/491028307421319170 Oh snap. http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamShatner/status/491059216811978752 http://twitter.com/#!/GroovyBruce/status/491059876429193217 http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamShatner/status/491056267666804736 http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamShatner/status/491070507249188864 http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamShatner/status/491070089567805440 Advantage: Shatner. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/21/stephen-amell-starts-groovy-sci-fi-snark-session-with-shatner-pics/

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‘Explosive’: Watch President Obama blow Jay Carney a goodbye kiss

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http://twitter.com/#!/alwaysonoffense/status/472575180158812160 As Twitchy reported, the impromptu farewell hug between President Obama and White House Press Secretary Jay Carney was about as awkward as it could get — until the magic of slow motion made it exponentially more uncomfortable. Reaction ranged from “ick” to “ugh” — not that there’s anything wrong with that. http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/472574975518310401 http://twitter.com/#!/laurakfillault/status/472575315466649600 http://twitter.com/#!/Lakecrazy/status/472575790945947648 http://twitter.com/#!/KatLadyNE/status/472577878451060736 […]

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‘Awkward’: White House reporters get sent to their room

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http://twitter.com/#!/beddog3310/status/468525529592004608 President Obama didn’t want any press around while he was hitting up the one-percenters for big bucks, so he sent them to their room. No word on whether they got supper beforehand. http://twitter.com/#!/BethDeFalco/status/468526290727759873 Careful, you might get a “time out” on top of everything. A picture says a thousand words. http://twitter.com/#!/MenaH18/status/468526678843465728 http://twitter.com/#!/SarcasticBull/status/468527210660261888 http://twitter.com/#!/n8sebaka/status/468529167529938944 Heh. Read […]

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‘Fist bump!’ Dana Loesch to go national with radio syndication deal

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http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/424199405906845696 Big news from conservative radio host Dana Loesch this morning: “The Dana Show” is going national later this month. http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/424198841521303552 More from All Access: RADIO AMERICA will syndicate THE DANA SHOW, conservative pundit DANA LOESCH’s program based at EMMIS Talk KFTK (97.1 FM TALK)/ST. LOUIS and also airing on EMMIS Talk WIBC/INDIANAPOLIS. LOESCH, who […]

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Matt Drudge Boom: This IRS form recommends paying ‘Obamacare tax NOW’ [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/Gre8Scott/status/447731796780658689 Seriously. Well, this happened: http://twitter.com/#!/sayata/status/447786631526088704 Bingo. As Twitchy reported, Matt Drudge on Friday tweeted that he had just paid the Obamacare penalty, which he called a “Liberty Tax.” The White House, the Left and media lapdogs (concentric circles on a Venn diagram) swiftly began to mock and ridicule Matt Drudge, attempting to brand him […]

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Gov. Mary Fallin calls beheading ‘act of cowardice’; Death penalty sought

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http://twitter.com/#!/GovMaryFallin/status/517026897373298688 Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin issued a press release today insisting that the perpetrator of the Vaughn Foods beheading will be brought to justice. Cleveland County District Attorney Greg Mashburn has indicated that he will seek the death penalty in the case. “Since the attack was reported, I have been communicating with law enforcement as well as […]

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Sound the alarms! Bloomberg View writer says ‘climate migrants’ need our help

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http://twitter.com/#!/CounterMoonbat/status/514462912178843648 If you thought rebranding “climate change” as “climate disruption” was ridiculous, you’ll enjoy this offering from Bloomberg View editorial writer Christopher Flavelle: If rich countries won't make deeper cuts or pay for adaptation, why not take in climate migrants? http://t.co/BjwHy6sE9F @BV #Climate2014 — Christopher Flavelle (@cflav) September 23, 2014 Bless his heart: Today’s United Nations climate summit […]

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Gun grabbers attack Sarah Palin for wanting Fort Hood soldiers armed

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http://twitter.com/#!/DoomsdayChrist/status/451749333059137536 Sarah Palin was among the many people mourning yesterday’s tragic shooting at Fort Hood, which left four people dead. And this morning, she suggested that allowing the soldiers to carry arms may have helped potential victims defend themselves: http://twitter.com/#!/SarahPalinUSA/status/451747573821222913 How dare she advocate on soldiers’ behalf! http://twitter.com/#!/JohnBudge/status/451748560166744064 http://twitter.com/#!/dankmtl/status/451748150811062273 Except this isn’t about politics. This is about […]

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Buten or butten? Covered California misspellings don’t inspire confidence

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http://twitter.com/#!/d1stewart/status/415514649858027521 Apparently, this “help” page from the Covered California website is real. Plenty have reported trouble applying through the site this week, and this screenshot might give a good idea why. http://twitter.com/#!/GadsdenJazz/status/415460842612617218 http://twitter.com/#!/Dandapani/status/415852613666492416 http://twitter.com/#!/LadyGoodman3/status/416383594219593728 It is embarrassing — almost enough to make the HealthCare.gov look good by comparison. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/27/buten-or-butten-covered-california-misspellings-dont-inspire-confidence/

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Feel the burn! Sandra Fluke wants to #BanBossy, gets pwned instead

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http://twitter.com/#!/JasonHornbuckle/status/446740065902157824 Oh, bless her heart. Sandra Fluke has joined the #BanBossy brigade: http://twitter.com/#!/SandraFluke/status/446734170501287936 Time to #BanBossy, huh? Could’ve fooled us, Sandra: http://twitter.com/#!/lizthatch/status/446734944384335873 Kapow! http://twitter.com/#!/baldingschemer/status/446736264062967808 That was beautiful. *** Related: Twitchy coverage of Sandra Fluke Twitchy coverage of #BanBossy Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/20/feel-the-burn-sandra-fluke-wants-to-banbossy-gets-pwned-instead/

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If not ISIS, what? Here are a few #ThingsWeHaveaStrategyFor

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NCAA brackets Suit-tie coordination changing the weather in 2050 #ThingsWeHaveaStrategyFor — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 28, 2014 “We don’t have a strategy yet” — even Obama lapdog Vox called it a line “that’ll likely haunt him for the rest of his presidency.” White House press secretary Josh Earnest did his best to mop up the […]

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This Red Hot Chili Peppers info from MK Ham, AARP might ruin your day

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http://twitter.com/#!/mkhammer/status/430148103501783040 Ha! Yes. On the plus side, at least it was only their shirts that were missing. As Twitchy reported, RHCP bassist Flea threatened to show his junk during the Super Bowl halftime performance. This information from Mary Katharine Ham might make y’all even more grateful that didn’t happen. http://twitter.com/#!/mkhammer/status/430147935578640385 Oh dear. Day? Ruined! Way […]

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#ET702 update: Geneva airspace ‘closed’, planes reportedly diverted; updates

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http://twitter.com/#!/KatzOnEarth/status/435287901384212480 http://twitter.com/#!/UnitedFleetWebs/status/435286807270285312 As Twitchy told you earlier tonight, news broke on Twitter of a possible hijacked plane, #ET702, that landed in Geneva, Switzerland. Aviation journalists and social media users on Twitter say that air traffic controllers have announced the airport and/or airspace is “closed.” The reported move has left at least one other plane in […]

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‘Nothing to see here’: DC’s Obamacare exchange website still glitch-plagued

http://twitter.com/#!/AlexSchriver/status/423955814437507072 The website of the Washington, D.C. Obamacare exchange, DC Health Link, has had its problems on many occasions, and as we can see the site still isn’t humming along at 100 percent. http://twitter.com/#!/JPFreire/status/423957504049942528 That error screen shown above looks very familiar. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/16/nothing-to-see-here-dcs-obamacare-exchange-website-still-glitch-plagued/

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James Woods has had it with Obama: Photo-shreds ‘our leader’ on Iraq

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http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/478071597815697408 Yes. Yes he is. http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/477971183242317824 Laser. Like. Focus. Actor James Woods has had it with the Golfer in Chief and his dangerous incompetence. http://twitter.com/#!/RealCinders2/status/478211240389406720 Yep, so mad. He’s probably shaking his fist and everything! Well, in between golf swings. And laughing. http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/478210223790755840 http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/478210399897006082 Hillary the Shameless didn’t escape Woods’ righteous anger either. http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/478211081295245313 She […]

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John Fugelsang describes why Scott Walker is out of white sheets

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http://twitter.com/#!/baseballcrank/status/437710175764762624 Actor John Fugelsang took a page from Virginia super-lefty congressional candidate Mike Dickinson with this idiotic crack about Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker: http://twitter.com/#!/JohnFugelsang/status/437710037138427906 Hilarious! No, not really. http://twitter.com/#!/nycconservative/status/437710437581602817 Who said anything about trying to be “rooted in reality”? Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/23/sad-desperate-delusional-actor-john-fugelsang-describes-why-scott-walker-is-out-of-white-sheets/

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Reps. Huelskamp, Blackburn’s Sebelius send-offs blow away shameless Orrin Hatch’s fond farewell

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http://twitter.com/#!/CongHuelskamp/status/454617223123206145 As Twitchy reported, Sen. Orrin Hatch gave departing HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius an “A” for effort. But while he was busy with his shameless fawning, at least a few of his fellow Republicans took a more intellectually honest approach: http://twitter.com/#!/MarshaBlackburn/status/454398944261726208 Ha! *** Related: ‘What took so long?’ Kathleen Sebelius resigning as head of HHS Software developer? Web […]

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Pregnant woman who may have been exposed to Ebola ‘told to take shower’

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http://twitter.com/#!/wcvbkelleyt/status/521399291131486208 A man who traveled recently to West Africa is being isolated for Ebola-like symptoms at Harvard Vanguard in Braintree, Mass. BREAKING: Man who traveled recently to West Africa is reportedly being isolated for Ebola-like symptoms in Braintree http://t.co/ZrgfTOsczC — WBZ Boston News (@cbsboston) October 12, 2014 #BREAKING: Patient isolated at @harvardvanguard in #Braintree, fire […]

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Obama’s phone call priorities seem out of whack [corrected]

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Editor’s note: After publishing this post, it came to our attention that President Obama reportedly called the families of Brian Terry and Amb. Stevens. Twitchy apologizes for the error. In the interest of transparency, Twitchy does not remove posts once they have been published. The original post remains below. http://twitter.com/#!/Artist_Angie/status/497121205363949569 President Obama has yet to […]

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes envisions ‘enormous’ O-care enrollment today

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http://twitter.com/#!/SgtTim911/status/415216899178246144 Perhaps MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ dream will come true, provided the number of people deemed “enrolled” are counted using the ever-evolving White House “success metrics” system(s): http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/415211621565206528 How characteristically optimistic. Good cheerleader! However, the White House isn’t known for being particularly forthcoming with their disclosure of actual enrollment numbers. http://twitter.com/#!/PQ_Hammer/status/415216238566977536 http://twitter.com/#!/patrick552/status/415220012094619649 Yes, an additional day […]

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